10 Funny Things That Made Me Think Twice Of Coming Back To The Philippines

You know what they say... onlee in da Pilipins....

1. Gloria Arroyo running for congress in Pampanga: People accused her of dreaming to become a Prime Minister, where's the proof?
   
2. Mikey Arroyo: Need to say more?
3. So obvious and yet....: ZTE Scandal, Fertilizer Scam, Northrail Project, Road User's Tax Scandal, Macapagal Boulevard Scam, Swine Scam, Hello Garci Tapes, Mikey's unexplained wealth, Jose Pidal, RFID, Questionable presidential pardon... etc, etc, etc.... Time passes, people forget... sayonara....
   
4. Camarines Sur new second district: Political accommodation, the Arroyos gunning for World Record. Good luck Mayor Fermin!
   
5. Gov. (Fr.) Panlilio unseated by Bong Pineda's wife: The poor priest-turned-politician is accused of massive cheating and harassment by a GMA ally (!?! and another !!!??!!). Same case goes for Gov. Grace Padaca. This is really hilarious!
   
6. Erap Estrada running again: This is suppose to be 'funny things'... haiz.....
   
7. C5 Extension Scam: So... If Villar doesn't face the music, he's off the case? Yes, senator, show us how you do it!
   
8. Philippines drought: After the flood, no more water! What was NIA doing all these years? Buti pa sa Farmville may tubig! ...'wonder why in Singapore (which imports water from Malaysia), water is not scarce? Ok, money talks, maybe because they pay for it, right? But what about Malaysia? As far as I can remember, there was no rain for months! How can they supply water to Singapore and still have enough for them? Ok Pinoys, look at the bigger picture, please.... Any nation around you complaining about lack of water?
   
9. Comelec's poll automation: I don't know, but I find it very funny (laughing with tears)!
   
10. Shining Stars: Have you voted for an Actor or an Actress? Are you trying to be funny, too?
    

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